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whale

oh look at that whale its flying!
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.
Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale
by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020
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Fish for sperm whales

A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010
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whales

Another word for fat people. Mostly used as a sign of offensive contact.
My parents are whales.
by bonelesspizza April 13, 2017
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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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Blue Whale

A creepy weird guy who makes innocent people do a challenge that leads them into committing suicide. Over social media. His profile looks like s creepy version of goofy.
Blue Whale is a bad challenge you should never do it.
by MooKa UwU July 20, 2020
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skank whale

A large she-beast.

The woman whose creases swallow strong men whole.

Usually red of hair, likes to dance like a hippo. Skank whales are known to eat small children.
Skank whales are stupid. Usually so stupid they think they are actually smart. Known to be carriers of every known venereal disease.
That skank whale just keeps talking...I think she shit herself eeeew!
by therealdedloc July 17, 2017
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