I finally fucked Tiffany in the ass! But bitch was so drunk she took me to the Dark side of the Moon before I could pull out!
by Vulgarvernacular November 12, 2020
Get the Dark side of the Moonmug. The idea of management treating it's employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. Similar to Stockholm syndrome. If you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.
SSgt- Hey airman...I know we're pulling twelves this week, but I'm gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work
A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...
A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...
by TheBURKHOLDER November 28, 2016
Get the Soft side of the broommug. Based on the movie by the same name, but results in a slew of Whites who develop a savior mentality, and try (or deeply think about) adopting a random Black person into their home, in order to try and dispel their implicit racism.
Katie:
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?
Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.
Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?
Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.
Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.
by MoTown81 January 4, 2012
Get the Blind Side Momentmug. It is when you put your wiener in her butthole, plug her ears, and play pink floyd while fingering her her clit
by Daren j orcil October 10, 2016
Get the Both sides of the moonmug. Sandy has trouble counting past 10, so all the orders had to be hit it on the back side after she got done with them.
by badger_panther January 26, 2011
Get the Hit it on the back sidemug. Someone who runs to the police when theres no protests going on over a guy she wanted to start an argument with for her own amusement, then says something like a police officer raped her when there are protests and riots, to play all sides and turn the police against everyone else, and everyone else against the police. People already have no good reason to trust the police when nobody is getting shot or locked up, and protests only invite police out to try and take control.
The girl had been playing all sides. The people who weren't hiring her didnt trust her, which fucked over females (and males) who werent phony.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020
Get the Playing all sidesmug. WASP approved apology for when you're confronted with allegations of sexual misconduct with an underage person. When faced with undeniable evidence such as a photo the key is to always deny (preferably by way of a categorical denial), and say that it can't be you in the photo because you don't sweat. Easy peasy. Saying you "let the side down" is just an admission of guilt for the feelings others feel towards you, so just go on being you champ!
"Why are the FBI still calling me, I admitted I let the side down..." -Prince Andrew, totally understanding that a request for info from a foreign law enforcement agency is something one can just deny with no issue, similar to declining to partake in a birthday party.
by notprinceandrew December 13, 2020
Get the Let the side downmug.