double-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

Double-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

sloppy seconds

Whenever a male is dating or marries a female who has already given birth to at least one child which was fathered by a different male, or has been through a divorce.

"I don't want anyone else's sloppy seconds!"

by protectmeaura August 23, 2019

I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

Come on, she is my best fwend!!!

The bad excuse to talk to your fwend in cass

Come on, I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

by VicenaryCave February 28, 2019

Four Second Forrester

Michael Scott has a problem. He can't stay up longer than 4 seconds...giving him the name "Four Second Forrester"

Dude, he's a Four Second Forrester
Hahahaha, not another one!!

by dirtheads101 March 31, 2011

co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Second Hand Abandonment

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.

Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.

by Owen66 February 23, 2022

Second uncle

Male cousin of mom or dad

Me and my second uncle are closer than my uncles

by 459395 April 10, 2023