Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011

fruit sales

the selling of very good fruity weed.

Lets get downtown. i know a dude with some mad fruit sales.

by Dmitri Antwon July 29, 2011

fruit poopito

Fruit popito is when you take a fruit poop yet with small nuggets or a creamy small dirty gross dump.

Dan-Ahhhh!
Jack-What was that about?
Dan-I tryed to get a quick Fruit Poop but i got a nasty suprise with a fruit poopito!!!
Jack-Oh,thats bad man.
Dan-I know now i have skidmarks in my boxers!!!
Jack-Man, i feel your pain..Im sorry.

by Stormy Littles November 17, 2011

Forbidden Fruit

Anti-gay legislation.

It’s hard to be a queer in Georgia. The Forbidden Fruit is strong here.

by vfuzz November 22, 2018

dropping fruit

Dropping fruit = when you bowl down the street like a geezer because you own the street & give zero fucks about how fruit you drop

Finchy "did you see Reidy dropping fruit?"
Pete " yeah he's a proper geezer, he owns the street and gives zero fucks"

by Baron98 July 11, 2017

Fruit Basket

To shove several types of fruit into ones anus.

Heres a fruit basket for your loss

by DonnieDarko 028 July 18, 2017

low-hanging fruit

When something is a load of old bollocks.

What are you on about? That sounds like low-hanging fruit to me.

by TMISv2.0 July 21, 2017