It is forbidden to dog

A poorly translated "No dogs allowed"

Person #1: Hey, can I take my dog the store?
Person #2: It is forbidden to dog

by Dog Forbidder December 1, 2021

Delivering the Dogs

A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom

Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.

by Dirk Strongold June 12, 2011

than a dog

My redneck father uses this alot. It is used to say something is more extreme than normal.

Man your skinnier than a dog you better eat that steak boy .

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Truffle Dog

A man, usually gay, employed by a business who’s sole purpose in life is to sniff out problems and cause a shit storm.

Oh watch out, Phillip the truffle dog is in again today.

by G**12345 June 19, 2019

Dog Beatin’

Another name for male masturbation. Jerking off. Wanking. Beating off. Stroking. Rubbing one out.

My roomie is in his room dog beatin’.

I like to do a little dog beatin’ when I take a shit.

I like to look at lady boy porn while I’m dog beatin’.

It was along night of dog beatin’. My cock is sore.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Dog Pies

Dog Pies are dog feces piles of poop, usually in the lawn of someone who owns a dog.

"Ew dude, did your dog have Dog Pies on the ground?"
"Yes!"

by CarterSmith September 12, 2023

Therapy dog

A dog you take merely for emotional purposes, to make you feel better. Usually to make you feel less lonely.

Miles broke up with his girlfriend, and he took a therapy dog so he wouldn't feel so lonely all the time.

by yoyie-as June 25, 2012