soap donkey

The act of masturbating in the shower with soap. Also known as 'making' soap donkeys.

David has been in the shower for quite a while, he must be making soap donkeys.

by soapdonkey July 7, 2014

Donkey Chalk

Donkey chalk occurs when you don't immediately clean ejaculent from you and/or your lovers skin after anal, and it dries and/or crusts on your asshole.

Damnit Johnathan, you gave me donkey chalk!

by Big Brown boy April 23, 2019

Swamp Donkey

A BadAss Ford F250 that is strong as a mule. A very powerful man that grew up in South East Texas. Not afraid of, and will serve up a good 'Ol Fashion grass sandwich and always brings a gun to a knife fight. Woman adore him and dudes want to be like him.

I think there was a Swamp Donkey here last night, my Mom made some crazy ass noises all night.

by Mackabilly December 10, 2019

Donkey Jack

When someone prevents you from doing something you wanna do and you get some revenge.

I was going to build a house but that bitch stopped me so I donkey jacked his face

by Shpas June 7, 2018

Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick

Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick

by donkey wright June 8, 2018

Donkey Balls

The testicles of the animal Equus asinus, oft referred to as a donkey or ass.
Commonly used in expression of disdain or rage.

Todd: Aw, crap! I forgot the drinks!
Chad: Donkey balls! Now what will we do?

by meatl0rd May 28, 2020

donkey whip

When guy whaps girls face with hard on during blowjob .

My girl was blowing me and I pulled out and donkey whipped her with my rock hard slightly larger than above average gurthy cock of magic.

by Gerth Brooks field October 8, 2017