A pose in which someone intentionally photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable of ending their life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation and the desire to take ones own life (such as holding a gun to their head).
*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing what is known online as a 'suicide pose'.
by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022
Get the Suicide Posemug. When you puke,piss,shit,vomit,spit on your womens vagina then you slice the tip of your penis and proceed to have sex
by Philma wood October 13, 2023
Get the carolina suicidemug. when a large group joins together to cause problems to another or a group of others with or with out comprehension of their own actions completely to get themselves killed and they are successful at it.
the majority of the citizens of the United States of America are attempting mass conspiratorial suicide.
by Kevinw05 August 22, 2022
Get the mass conspiratorial suicidemug. Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.
Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."
by funkmann April 10, 2025
Get the Suicide Baitmug. This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
Get the Suicidal procrastinationmug. the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.
The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.
by cteno4 April 26, 2015
Get the competitive suicidalitymug. when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
Get the a nigel suicide speed wankmug.