Bedtime story

When you cover your dick with peanut better and jelly mixed together and let your dog lick it off.

When you break out the jar of peanut butter mixed with jelly and get a bedtime story and let your dog lick it off.

by Lotsolols June 7, 2018

The inside story

The inside story into a thought, or a dream, the real world.

The rich feeling of eloria washed over me. The inside story

by Eloriadev.-N July 13, 2009

megan knees private story

a private story on snapchat in which someone posts twerking videos of themselves or with friends.

i made a megan knees private story so i can get my hoes back

by yesimfrgay July 5, 2020

Stir the paint

When you fuck the puss and get those juices flowing, then eat it, then repeat.

I love for my guy to stir the paint.

by BAbyDP June 18, 2017

Sex Story

a story about sex

Me and my gf went to my room
Mm cut
We fucked
then we did 69
i hope the infection gets worse and you'll have to amputate ur limb

And she squirted
and then i slapped her and then i raped her doggy style
Thats a sex story

by Oofanonymous September 30, 2022

True story

There is no set time when a man should ejaculate during sex. But it’s probably too soon if you have an orgasm before intercourse or less than a minute after you start.
It’s a problem because when you ejaculate you lose your erection and can’t continue having sex. You and your partner may feel there’s not enough time to enjoy it.
It’s a common issue for men. Between 30-40 have it at some time in their life. So, keep in mind -- it’s not something to worry about when it happens all the time.

P1: he's a 10 second tom.
P2: true story .

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019

stirred not jacked off

To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.

Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!

by Sambista March 25, 2009