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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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Both sides of the moon

It is when you put your wiener in her butthole, plug her ears, and play pink floyd while fingering her her clit
Dan just showed Ashlee both sides of the moon
by Daren j orcil October 10, 2016
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Let the side down

WASP approved apology for when you're confronted with allegations of sexual misconduct with an underage person. When faced with undeniable evidence such as a photo the key is to always deny (preferably by way of a categorical denial), and say that it can't be you in the photo because you don't sweat. Easy peasy. Saying you "let the side down" is just an admission of guilt for the feelings others feel towards you, so just go on being you champ!
"Why are the FBI still calling me, I admitted I let the side down..." -Prince Andrew, totally understanding that a request for info from a foreign law enforcement agency is something one can just deny with no issue, similar to declining to partake in a birthday party.
by notprinceandrew December 13, 2020
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Blind Side Moment

Based on the movie by the same name, but results in a slew of Whites who develop a savior mentality, and try (or deeply think about) adopting a random Black person into their home, in order to try and dispel their implicit racism.
Katie:
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?

Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.

Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.
by MoTown81 January 4, 2012
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Radical Side Hug

An attempt to cautiously convey a greeting and embrace between individuals, one or more who may currently armed with operational explosive ordinance. HumorMocking extremist violence
Man 1: It has been a long time, my friend. Welcome back!

(goes to embrace Man 2, who blocks his attempt)

Man 2: Better make it a Radical Side Hug. Radical Side Hug. I'm wearing 20 pounds of C4 explosives, and I'm feeling gassy.
by JK - Not serious - JK! October 9, 2011
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Playing all sides

Someone who looks for Achilles heels and sends gift horses is most likely playing the Greeks and the Trojans (and looking to win/profit either way).
by Solid Mantis December 31, 2020
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Side quest major

A major contributing to a degree that requires little to no brain power to complete. Monkey material.
"Yo man you wanna go out and commit some crimes?"

"Nah man i got a paper to write."

"Stfu you monkey, your're literally studying Social work, you a side quest major"

" Damn u right"
by nash man September 20, 2023
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