Wet Second

An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree

Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?

Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second

by Wet second January 29, 2018

Cereal Second

One who pours milk into bowl before the cereal. Also sure sign someone is a cop.

Heard Chris was a cereal second guy, not really surprising considering all the trouble he got out of after the bust.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 30, 2018

John second

A long time, generally between 2-3 hours possible to extend to 24 hrs depending on beer and bitches

Example: ill be there in a john second... 3 hrs later you arrive

by uH psych June 4, 2018

10 seconds before you go-go

This is the sexual act of teasing your partner for such an extended amount of time and just barely keep him from ejaculating. And when you think the time is right, you simply start having normal sex so he can't manage to hold it back for more than 10 seconds.

I don't know what to think...Stacy did the 10 seconds before you go-go on me, and now i'm neither satisfied, nor dissapointed.

by crazy_weisz October 19, 2018

Two seconds thick

Refers to something that is very thin.

Nancy's hair is two seconds thick.

by Cocoa J November 1, 2018

Football Seconds

A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.

The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.

Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.

by @username November 25, 2018

60 Second Vacation

Falling asleep on public transportation.

“Sorry I’m late, I took a 60 second vacation and missed my stop.”

by Head Bed December 25, 2018