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Robert H. you

to fire someone and subsequently hire their co-worker's friend to replace them.
if you don't get your head out of your ass, you'll get Robert H.'ed

I'll Robert H. you ass if you're late again
by irate_Pirate January 27, 2011
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Robert

Person 1: hey Robert
Person 2: he has a massive cock
Robert: I have a 8 inch cock
by Niggly Wiggly00001 April 8, 2023
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Robert

Robert. A successor to historic robber barons, a Robert in modern corporate America is an employee of high position who publicly and gleefully exposes the shortcomings of other employees — in order to control the weak and perversely amuse him/her self and others — whilst paying little heed to ruffled feathers, mangled psyches, or damaged careers.
Example: That Doctor Stowe is such a Robert. At a meeting today, the Doctor used a four page written list (that he compiled over the course of six years) to portray Carl and Scottie as nitwits.
by Bigdogs123 September 6, 2022
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Robert Mugabe

When you invite a bird back for a naughty face painting session with the lads and she ends up getting a face full of Robbie G Mugabe.
Oi lads want to bring this bird back for a "bukakke", what? a Robert Mugabe? Yeah!
by flakeonly November 19, 2023
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robert

Robert is someone who is funny , caring , stupid , and a cock sucker , but everyone loves him
by Horneyboilala May 17, 2018
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Roberted

When someone commits an act of petty malice against a coworker.
I've been Roberted!! Someone put soap in my coffee!!
by Ultizz January 20, 2025
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Mr. Roberts

Mr. Roberts edged to Maddie again
by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023
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