go read a MAGAzine

when you see someone wearing a MAGA hat and that ruins your mood so you tell them to go read a magazine to spend their free time and to get away with them

guy 1 : hey dude I think the best thing you should do right now to spend your free time is go read a MAGAzine
guy 2 : a what?

by a 4-panel comic isnt loss btw February 14, 2026

Sparx reader

Torture because it makes you read books you can’t choose and the only way to choose is to read books you don’t like more than the mandatory amount

Bob: We don’t have sparx reader set today
Jim: Good, I’d rather drown 3 times

by Some guy who hates school March 23, 2026

Reserved reading

Reserved reading is a method of study in which an individual deliberately avoids group or combined study in order to focus on topics that require deep, uninterrupted, and personal understanding.

I like to do reserved reading on my exam topics.
Reserved reading helps with tough concepts .

by Kalosinatos March 25, 2026

Sight reading

When a band performs a piece of music they've seen for the first time and have to listen to each other and adjust on the spot, typically in front of a judge or some form of evaluation.

"Ms. Smith signed a sight reading along with scale test."

by om51406 June 17, 2025

lip reading

Also known as "speechreading", lip reading is a communication technique of understanding speech by watching a person's lip movements, facial expressions, and gestures, which can be enhanced by any residual hearing. It's a skill used by many people with hearing loss but also by the general public in noisy environments to aid comprehension. The technique is not foolproof, as many sounds look alike on the lips, and a complete understanding relies on context and other clues.

During the lecture, I noticed she was lip reading to keep up with the professor, especially when the classroom got really loud.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

Wiki Reader

A person who read the summary of a story on a wiki and pretend like they know what they're talking about, often talking over people who actually know and experienced the story.

Fan: "If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner"
Wiki reader: "yall saw the word sinner and decided that a quote with a very obvious allegory to how being queer is treated as a sin EVEN NOW IN THE BIG 2025 can be used for a straight ship. then deny that kiamei are lesbians. okay. whatever."

by PomuHub October 23, 2025

Tiktok Reader

Someone who gets all their information about a piece of media off tiktok, leading to their info being mostly wrong.

Person 1: Dude I cant believe that Gojo got taken down by Toji! Gojo's so much weaker than Toji.

Person 2: Stop being such a Tiktok Reader, Toji had to tire him out!

by sillygod.. November 21, 2025