Trump Pump

When your arms are so swole from lifting it looks like you have tiny lil baby hands

A: Bro, thalidomide will not increase your gains!

B: Nah, I got that Trump Pump.

by Ted_Bunny March 14, 2024

suck n pump

Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.

“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”

by Mm21 May 30, 2021

Pump Roulette

The name of the game of trying to land the gas price or gallons number exactly on .00 when filling up.

Only the gas station wins in pump roulette.

by Interius July 16, 2021

Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.

She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.

by DunchyMcButterstien April 30, 2013

sewer pumping

When you're eating out a dead chick and someone jumps on her stomach!

He was going to town on the corpse we just dug up. So I decided to get the sewer pumping!

by StukaMaduka October 05, 2023

whacking the nozzle against the pump

Knocking snow out of the gas pump nozzle I'm winter to prevent water in the tank

Just whacking the nozzle against the pump.

by Dycokac February 13, 2019

Pumping Ass

Moving your ass whether it be at work, home or even in church

Me: Hey Sharon how are you today?

Sharon: FUCKING AWESOME, I'VE BEEN PUMPING ASS ALL MORNING!

Me: ummm... that's good..

by Marks920 July 22, 2016