When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.
by Lylyann March 24, 2016
Pirate monkey run is the most revolutionary invention since the atomic bomb. Everytime I play it it makes my wiener tingle
Pirate monkey run is a pirate monkey who runs past obstacles and gamingpro260 is number one in the world on the beach level
by Jgathercole August 29, 2023
This curse is the worst of curses. It is cautioned to avoid this at all costs. The only way to obtain this curse is by looking at his treasure map whenever you get the chance. The map is most often found under plates. It is highly advised to pick up the plate and read it.
Kyle: You need to look at the map!
Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.
Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.
by Not Yellow Swine January 16, 2016
When a girl is giving a man a blow job, but instead of swallowing she spits it in his eye and kicks him in the shin so he's blind in one eye and hopping around as if with a peg leg.
by arrrr_matey August 08, 2013
So yep … artist …
Inspiration
It’s all around
Ready to absorb
Only trouble is when the fire is out … just not feeling it .. or feeling neighbourhood watch is running double shifts again …
Original pirate material
Lock down your Ariel …
Today … the fire … it’s back …
Mysterious ways dear lord … so mysterious even I can’t make it up ….
And I have an overwhelmingly overactive imagination …
Go figure …
And new ideas … oh my …
It really is emotion that fuels this artist
Weeks of trying to light the fire
Now it’s lit …
Paint order needed me thinks …
Inspiration
It’s all around
Ready to absorb
Only trouble is when the fire is out … just not feeling it .. or feeling neighbourhood watch is running double shifts again …
Original pirate material
Lock down your Ariel …
Today … the fire … it’s back …
Mysterious ways dear lord … so mysterious even I can’t make it up ….
And I have an overwhelmingly overactive imagination …
Go figure …
And new ideas … oh my …
It really is emotion that fuels this artist
Weeks of trying to light the fire
Now it’s lit …
Paint order needed me thinks …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023
The act of sex involving a swing, a man and a woman. The women sit on a swing with her rear hangin' off while the man stands up behind her such as the statue on the frot of a pirate ship would.
Friend: Dude i did the Bionic Seahorse last night!
You: That's butch league, i did the Backwards Pirate Ship!
Friend: Dang!
You: That's butch league, i did the Backwards Pirate Ship!
Friend: Dang!
by Adam Doordik October 01, 2009
When a person of the black race just has to have spunk in or around sexual areas. Much of who is called a swamp ninja.
by Mr. Amazon Firefighter February 25, 2009