pirated butt secks

1. he/she who steals from the gay porn industry 2. they who jack gay porn 3. stolen pron of the homosexual variety

man 1 ugh where'd this come from man?

man 2 It's just pirated butt secks man!

by Ariaelin April 28, 2011

space pirate lego

A kind of lego that is designed to be used in only a single way. The pieces are not multi-purpose and are hostile to uses other than for the kit that they were designed for. Original "brick" lego did not have this property.

That Ford Volt headlight fits only a single model year: it's a total space pirate lego fitting.

by MurrayCurlyHair May 27, 2020

One Eyed Pirate

When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.

I gave that chick the One Eyed Pirate last night, while my parrot sat on my shoulder, Arrrr!

by Lylyann July 11, 2016

The curse of Pirate Piggy

This curse is the worst of curses. It is cautioned to avoid this at all costs. The only way to obtain this curse is by looking at his treasure map whenever you get the chance. The map is most often found under plates. It is highly advised to pick up the plate and read it.

Kyle: You need to look at the map!

Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.

Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.

by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016

Scandinavian Spunk Pirate

When a person of the black race just has to have spunk in or around sexual areas. Much of who is called a swamp ninja.

Kent , why are you being such a Scandinavian Spunk Pirate all the time.

by Mr. Amazon Firefighter February 25, 2009

Backwards Pirate Ship

The act of sex involving a swing, a man and a woman. The women sit on a swing with her rear hangin' off while the man stands up behind her such as the statue on the frot of a pirate ship would.

Friend: Dude i did the Bionic Seahorse last night!

You: That's butch league, i did the Backwards Pirate Ship!

Friend: Dang!

by Adam Doordik October 1, 2009

Original pirate material

So yep … artist …

Inspiration

It’s all around

Ready to absorb

Only trouble is when the fire is out … just not feeling it .. or feeling neighbourhood watch is running double shifts again …

Original pirate material

Lock down your Ariel …

Today … the fire … it’s back …

Mysterious ways dear lord … so mysterious even I can’t make it up ….

And I have an overwhelmingly overactive imagination …

Go figure …

And new ideas … oh my …

It really is emotion that fuels this artist

Weeks of trying to light the fire

Now it’s lit …

Paint order needed me thinks …

Original pirate material …

45th generation shaman …

Don’t care when I’m spitting …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023