Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

by broooomswuad April 17, 2015

Makeup Beer

1. when a friend buys another friend a beer to make up for a wrongdoing.

2. to make amends with a friend who was insulted, let down, or wronged by buying them a beer.

Paul bought Kevin a makeup beer to show that he was sorry for forgetting to invite him to his party last weekend

by 2rde4rc April 29, 2010

Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities of alcohol that you can fix your life

"All I need to do is learn the guitar or buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them"
"Wake up my disciple. You don't have to worry about the morrow when you let your soul drown in the beer-vana before the next night."

by Batrick June 1, 2018

Beer Cologne

A fragrance brought on by either spilling a lager or ale on oneself, or having beer spilled on you by friends/strangers. The aroma possesses the intensity of cologne with the scent of beer.

Barney: She knew I was drunk when she smelled my beer cologne.

Ted: Lots of spillage?

Barney: Yes, Ted. I was totally wearing the beer cologne.

by Jerod W. February 23, 2011

gas beers

when you stick a beer bottle up your ass and fart and it makes bubbles

Carl is going to gas beers with me and Freddie

by danny kilt May 17, 2020

Willy beer

When someone ejaculates into a cup of alcoholic beverage and the recipiant drinks it all

My girl absolutely loved the willy beer i gave her

by TTC_Limbo August 24, 2018

beer jail

The name given to a location you are banished to when you attend a music festival and purchase a beer from a vendor that is not officially affiliated with the music festival.

Sucks for Troy, he’s over there in beer jail

by thegetaway November 27, 2019