Brown Nosed Mud Dove

A turd who is a snake in the grass. Either a snitch or kiss ass turd. Brown Nosed Mud Doves are a species of Gerbs.
You are a Brown Nosed Mud Dove
by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009
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Zig Zag Nose Fuck

Used to describe a persons disfigured nose.
Most commonly associated with Owen Wilson.
"yo, check out that Zig Zag Nose Fuck Owen Wilson"

"Owen Wilson is the most famous Zig Zag Nose Fuck"
by carboncopy347 February 16, 2009
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Itching your nose

When someone you fuck with is doing something so stupid that the social event becomes awkward.

Reach for your nose while looking at the person who is being awkward and proceed to rub/ itch it.
Awkward person: *exists*

Everybody else: *rubs nose*

Itching your nose
by The m'ster October 24, 2019
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Norwegian nose tickle

the act of ejaculating onto a sleeping persons outstretched palm and then tickling their nose. Ideally, the victim will wipe their face with the freshly cumsoaked hand.
I gave Suzy a Norwegian nose tickle last night.
by assmurderer December 12, 2012
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purple headed nose flute

A slang word to describe a mans cock
By jove Derek, look at that Purple headed nose flute. You could play the 5th Symphony on that one!
by Stephen Pengilley June 05, 2006
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bake bean nose ass

a person who just got FUCKING roasted.
get yo bake bean nose ass out of here boiiii.
by CosmicEye July 04, 2016
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