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Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.
Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"
by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012
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Rail boated

Francis: Yo Kevin, you seen Mel? she's shit the bed and fingered the cat.
Kevin: yeah man, she's rail boated
by Rsm Demba ba December 31, 2014
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gun boats

Did you see the size of her gun boats, bro?
Yes! They are exquisite!
by Layin_pipe June 19, 2021
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build a boat for treasure

A currency used for sliding an entire yacht boat up a pussy (Very Dangerous, Might be transmittable)
hey bro wanna play build a boat for treasure on roblox?

WHAT THE FUCK
by MeezyPlayz February 10, 2024
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Boat Room

A room in a rich persons house used primarily for eating ass.
Nance and I had a great time in the Boat Room this weekend.

Let’s retire to the Boat Room after showering.
by Boat Room Bill May 24, 2021
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Boat Nazis

In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.

Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'

Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!

'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'
by Cpt. Steve August 20, 2012
mugGet the Boat Nazismug.

two boated

Getting stuck waiting for two ships to enter/exit the Duluth Harbor instead of just one.
I was two boated at the Aerial Lift Bridge for 20 minutes. I had to wait for the Edgar Speer and Mesaba Miner to clear the ship canal.
by Donn Wolean May 6, 2008
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