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Noob

Let me show you and example of the best community in Gaming History:
#Dota 2 In Radiant
Noob:Hey guys what hero should i pick?
I am new to Dota 2 xddd
Teammate 1:сука бляяяяя
Я 100000 ммр соло

Го го го Б
Teammate 2:Go kys noob xdddddddd
Teammate 3:Putang ina mo
Tara Slardar tara b b b
Teammate 4 (in mic): *Distorted sounds of World War 2 with a girl getting raped and eating ramen while listening to Shitty Dubstep and playing minecraft* till it lags out
*Dire Victory*
by Honest Game Reviews March 19, 2017
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Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.
You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed
by coolkidksater January 1, 2025
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Noob

A term commonly used by younger people, alongside "Hacker", to express their infuriation with an individual besting them, or showing greater skill than them in an online activity, sometimes repeatedly, and often accompanied with poor spelling and/or grammar.
"lord noob"
by Lordaine October 31, 2018
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Noob

A word that flamingo ends up using a lot, and it also means new in many video games. I don’t know any other definitions lol
by 28 cats September 7, 2020
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noob

The horny mating call of 8 year old Robloxians
Noob 1: noob?
Noob 2: noob!
And they lived in happily ever after.
by ROBLOXnoob4life November 22, 2018
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Noob

A person who is unskilled in something. Or just a noob.
Asher is such a noob.
by TotallyNotANoob October 5, 2021
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Noob

A person who sucks at a game or life
Braydon is such a noob
by Valkor40 February 21, 2010
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