Going straight to bed after working out without showering. Meant to restore equilibrium to one's microbiome.
by Alpha-bedder December 7, 2024
Get the Raw beddingmug. They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.
*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought
by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022
Get the bed thoughtmug. Reyno go to bed you are out of your depth and no one wants to listen to your thoughts on nfl fantasy
by Alberto William November 11, 2021
Get the Had to bedmug. The sacred end-of-day act of cracking open a beer and sliding into bed or the couch with zero plans except to unwind, zone out, and maybe fall asleep during a television show. Think of it as the nighttime sibling to wake and bake but with hops instead of haze.
by PrincessSaturn July 16, 2025
Get the Bed and brewskimug. When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.
“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in”
by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021
Get the Texas Trundle Bedmug. by Comfylime August 21, 2024
Get the bed cheesemug. When you go out without anywhere to stay, so have to pull in order to find somewhere to stay the night.
AKA hotel back-yourself.
AKA hotel back-yourself.
by notarealpseudonym February 10, 2019
Get the Danger bedmug.