by Kantorex February 13, 2021

by MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy July 19, 2011

One day, I came home and my girlfriend was sitting seductively on my couch. I had had a rough day and i didnt feel like doing anything with her. i told her that and she said, "Alright, ill do all the work. ill give u ablow job." She shoved me onto the floor and yanked off my shirt. She Kissed my nipples and soon they were hard. She started to kiss down my abs and slowly pulled off my pants. I turned her over and started dry humping her. I then pulled off her shirt and bra and started rubbing her boobs and kissing them. They were so big. She started to graon, "More, more MORE!!" So i took off the rest of her clothes and stuck my erect penis in her vagina. I rode her for a full 5 min. and then turned her over and gave her some anal. I stopped, but she still wanted more and so did I.
She put me on my back, and started licking around my balls. She licked then tugged slightly while rubbing my penis until it wouldnt get any more erect. then she slid her tongue into the hole in my penis. She licked and bit softly. I finally couldnt hold it any longer. The cum gushed out of me. She swallowed some and it went on her face and i licked it off. It went onto my thigh. she didnt want to waste any so she licked that up. Then i stuck my hgue cock back into her vagina and rode for another 5 minutes. i will NEVER forget that day.
She put me on my back, and started licking around my balls. She licked then tugged slightly while rubbing my penis until it wouldnt get any more erect. then she slid her tongue into the hole in my penis. She licked and bit softly. I finally couldnt hold it any longer. The cum gushed out of me. She swallowed some and it went on her face and i licked it off. It went onto my thigh. she didnt want to waste any so she licked that up. Then i stuck my hgue cock back into her vagina and rode for another 5 minutes. i will NEVER forget that day.
by kinkman321 June 16, 2010

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.
I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.
by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

by Ripping October 23, 2008

by Cherished August 20, 2006

When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth. The partner then shoves a straw into the mans penis and proceeds to blow the ejaculate back into his penis.
by Taintscratcher80 February 4, 2015
