ninja vanish

When a friend goes into hiding never to be seen for a period of time.

Leo: Yo, where'd Don go?

Michael: i think he ninja vanished this weekend.

by mr.ninjavanish February 10, 2010

Pleb Ninja

A pleb ninja is somebody who makes chocolate crispy cakes wearing a marco pierre white headscarf.

"Wow! look at that pleb ninja who makes chocolate crispy cakes wearing a marco pierre white headscarf!"

by We Are The Weirds June 20, 2009

Ninja

a ninja is an high ranking juggalo who is known for their guile, will, and health

that juggalo is a straight up ninja

by Havik_Strykr August 27, 2008

sneaky ninja

While having sex doggystyle, right before a guy "goes" during sex he works up a big wad of spit then pretends to orgasm and spits on the girls back, then when she turns around u give her the money shot

the other day i was going at it with this girl but she was annoying so later that night i gave her the sneaky ninja

by mateo September 13, 2004

ninja bukkake

ninja bukkake is when yer getting a blowjob and last second you pull back and bukkake on the giver of the blowjob

bob: dude it was funny i ninja bukkake'd in her eye
someone else: lol

by HeroinBob April 14, 2005

Coffee ninja

(n) One who secretly steals the first cup of coffee from a fresh pot, even though he wasn't the one who made it, thereby circumventing the "first dibs" rule granted to he who made said pot of coffee.

Damn coffee ninja! I just made that pot and I was really looking forward to having the first cup!

by Handsom Rob aka Big Poppa April 10, 2010

clit-ninja

A lesbian; the "opposite" of an ass pirate. Though "lass pirate" may work, also.

My girlfriend and I are proud clit-ninjas.

by Geech<3Kween September 24, 2009