Chuck a muffin

To chuck a muffin means to laugh heartily.

"Haha shut up you will make me chuck a muffin!"
Sam did the most stupid dance, it made everyone chuck muffins.
"Skins rules, I was chucking muffins all through it!"

by Zac Alex McInnes Blakemore December 17, 2008

Scum Muffin

A creative way to call someone a piece of shit

George: Your such a scum muffin
Frank: Your a faggot for saying that, now die

by DeadMan Jr. December 22, 2008

Muffin top

A word used to described Fat People Who are desperately trying to escape from Themselves but decide to wear jeans while running. MUFFIN TOP

Lachie connor : The fattest known mammal to live on this planet of ours, he weighs 70 kg for a child with the intelligence of a grade 5. His flab tumbles like a tsunami if you slap it right. Muffin top

by Jai the almighty November 1, 2012

slut muffin

Despite many erroneous claims citing the origin of this term, is it widely accepted in scholarly circles as having its naissance in Agoura Hills, CA in the late nineties. Bestowed upon a female friend by her male friend of the homosexual persuasion, "slut muffin" is simply a more affectionate way of casting aspersions on the character of the lady in question.

"I saw the way you were acting with that fellow up on the Lido deck last night Katherine, you slut muffin!"

by Geoffrey Bara May 27, 2008

scorch muffin

spray a girls ass and tits with axe body spray. light it on fire and fuck her

scorch muffin that bitch

by bustynutsack1234 July 6, 2009

shwag muffin

A very poorly home rolled cigarette. You do not use a rolling machine.

Chris had said I make shwag muffins, due to their lack of quality.

by Dave-izzle September 26, 2005

sock muffin

a tall lanky kid with asburgus

look at the "sock muffin"

by jake and cassssie August 5, 2008