muffin smuggler

a girl who has an enormous bulge in her crotch region.

G1: damn! that girl looks like she has balls!
G2: she's a muffin smuggler!

by GharHead January 31, 2010

Chuck a muffin

To chuck a muffin means to laugh heartily.

"Haha shut up you will make me chuck a muffin!"
Sam did the most stupid dance, it made everyone chuck muffins.
"Skins rules, I was chucking muffins all through it!"

by Zac Alex McInnes Blakemore December 17, 2008

medow muffin

To poop in a field. Or to poop in a medow, and a bathroom or on someone's door step is to make a medow muffin.

I just made a huge medow muffin

by Rex Smith November 8, 2007

Muffin Chop

A pubic hair cut that involves removing the middle of the region leaving hair on either side. Like mutton chops, but for a female. Down there.

"Mary is growing muffin chops... Odd."

by Sir Fluffy November 18, 2009

slut muffin

Despite many erroneous claims citing the origin of this term, is it widely accepted in scholarly circles as having its naissance in Agoura Hills, CA in the late nineties. Bestowed upon a female friend by her male friend of the homosexual persuasion, "slut muffin" is simply a more affectionate way of casting aspersions on the character of the lady in question.

"I saw the way you were acting with that fellow up on the Lido deck last night Katherine, you slut muffin!"

by Geoffrey Bara May 27, 2008

sock muffin

a tall lanky kid with asburgus

look at the "sock muffin"

by jake and cassssie August 5, 2008

scorch muffin

spray a girls ass and tits with axe body spray. light it on fire and fuck her

scorch muffin that bitch

by bustynutsack1234 July 6, 2009