In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?

Morning Logging by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019

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Moaning O'brian

Conan O'Brien as he is known in the Irish underground porn industry.

Hey Lenney! We just got a snuff film starring Moaning O'brian. Lenney: Oh the one that Andy Rictor sits on his face.

Moaning O'brian by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

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Morning blush

When ur face start to burn first thing you wake up and check ur phone

Holy fuck stop giving me the morning blush

Morning blush by Morningblush July 21, 2019

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