Closet Monster

A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.

When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?

by Amy Jae August 25, 2019

sausage monster

The step bellow a meatball monster. A guy that is jacked but not overly jacked. They can be seen at the gym in groups. Are very strong but not necessarily massive like meatball monsters.

A couple of sausage monsters and I were at the gym yesterday blasting our pecs.

by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008

Monster hit

A song that becomes A LOT more successful than all of the other songs in the charts.

Dude, Despacito is such a monster hit, it's literally everywhere!

by Alesso October 30, 2021

Mud Monster

When you're having to much fun that you wouldn't notice that you were covered in shit.

"My friend and I we're were mud monsters in the backyard."

by somethinguwu September 24, 2021

basement monster

The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.

Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!

Person 2: The basement monster attacks again

by basementmonstervictim September 13, 2010

hygiene monster

A Maverick. One who doesn't wash his testicles for several days at a time leaving them covered in grime and grit resulting In a infected sack

Damnn bro that's nasty.. He's a hygiene monster

by Sir Leker January 29, 2015

Shower Monster

Much like a Blanket Monster a Shower Monster is any of the following:
a. A person who is constantly showering
b. A person who uses up all the hot water and leaves others to freeze
c. A person who takes an excessively long time in the shower (A.K.A. Bathroom Monster)

A. Since Bill was a germaphobe he was constantly taking showers, this earned him the nick name 'The Shower Monster.'
B. When Cindy was at camp it seemed as if you was always preceded by a Shower Monster. Not once her entire time there did she get a hot shower.
C. Jose's older sister was such a Shower Monster that often times she didn't leave the bathroom until after breakfast.

by TheBlanketMonster December 28, 2009