Lake Monster

A very long piece of shit descending into the toilet tube with just the very tip stikcing out of the water

Man no wonder that took so long, he was passin a lake monster

by SaltyJones March 7, 2009

Jizz-monster

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.

Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.

by Rybu April 11, 2013

sea of monsters

The second book in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, written by Rick Riordan

Random Percy Jackson Fangirl: Sea of monsters by Rick Riordan is the best book I've ever read!

by PercyJacksonFan1912 September 7, 2014

Rice monster

The word commonly refers to asians and is meant as a substitute for “nigger”

Damn John park, you a rice monster

by Datnigga1243 October 20, 2019

Swamp Monster

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.

“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”

by Sossburger January 28, 2020

The Squash Monster

A TiKToker that goes by the name of Joshua whose nickname is Squash and because of his wild nature he’s sometimes called the monster by family and friends.

The squash monster thinks he famous.

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Cock monster

The kind of person who sits under your bed waiting for you to have a wank then scares you with there big cock , BOO

Make sure you guys lock your bedrooms doors tonight before your evening session , the cock monsters about !!!

by Cockmonster November 4, 2019