May 9

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

by machary May 3, 2022

may 19

anne boleyn is beheaded :///

may 19 1536

by iloveanneboleyn May 9, 2022

Mai-Zho

1. A word that means everything and nothing.

2. A phrase shouted while pointing a gun at someones head at point blank in an Asian accent.

1. "Mai-Zho?" "Oh, Mai-Zho Mai-Zho" "Mai-Zho!" "Mai-ZhoMai-Zho? Mai-Zho!!!!

2. (asian people are robbing a bank)
"Mai-Zho!" "Mai-Zho!" "where da money!" "Mai-Zho!" "Mai-Zho!"

by Badger Dick January 26, 2012

May 5

Today is the day to give a kiss to someone who tells you something beautiful.

Boy: Today you look great!
Girl: kiss

Boy: OMG I have a girlfriend!
Girl: Its May 5
Boy: Oh .. Okay! No problem :)

by IamShiro April 26, 2019

May 22nd

National suck a guy’s dick day

May 22nd: one of the few days, that a girl has to suck a guy’s dick if he says so.

Guy: Hey it’s May 22nd
Girl: oh yeah sorry
Guy: no worries
Girl: *sucks*

by GGBRODEAD May 21, 2023

May 10

international fan page day! a day to celebrate all of the editing and updates fan accounts out there! Thank you for supporting your idols

may 10th is international fan page day

by anonymous fan heheheh May 6, 2020

Oliver May

a person who is a decent lad always gets off it on a weekend always walks home at like 7:00am the next morning looking like a panda and carrying half a crate of alcohol back home

Look Oliver May is carrying a crate of alcohol

by SpennymoorYEET October 9, 2018