Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

Machine Gun Kelly

that one guy that got kicked out of rap by Eminem and instead made punk rock music pretending, that's he an emo kid at 31 years old,

he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get

MGK's cucks: Machine Gun Kelly is the greatest rapper of all time, defeated slim shady himself, his own idol, and is totally not a pedophile
normal people: lol no

by faxlord November 14, 2022

strong arm machine

The Strong Arm Machine or SAM is a large and powerful robot from the game Jetpack Joyride that can take 3 hits from missles which it has to deflect with a arm-mounted force field. It also has some kickass music.

I have to wait another 24 hours for a chance to get a strong arm machine.

by Anime Patrol September 18, 2020

Meme Machine

Smg4

Mom: STOP WATCHING YOUTUBE AND STUDY GOD
Me: IM WATCHING THE MEME MACHINE MOM ITS AN ADDICTION KAREN

by Epic Gamer Totally October 7, 2019

Swede Machine

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.

I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.

by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024

The Origami Machine

The origami machine is a machine that twists and or jelqs your penis into a variety of different origami shapes.

"Hey Paul, check out what I did with the Origami Machine!"
"Hey let me try out the Origami Machine too!!"

by origamiman February 18, 2024

Coffee machine

To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.

The human coffee machine

Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega

Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that

by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021