Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

tank land

tank land.

tank land.

by Debskelly1985 April 20, 2023

landed gentry

wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manors and estates in the countryside and owning slaves (and maybe even state peasants or even serfs)

landed gentry, after mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonist; this is part of the reason Russian society actually regressed to the point of revolution by 1917.

by Sexydimma September 29, 2013

Furniture Man Land

Using your man as a body pillow; headrest, etc.

Laying in bed turned into Furniture Man Land.

by MakeShift Cat August 24, 2025

land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.

Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.

by zpack November 19, 2021

Simone land

The hottest woman on the planet

#1 Rated Milf

She was a real Simone Land

She was really Hot

by tittytwister69420 October 2, 2022

BEJROVBOOTY 👙 AND GANBJRASTASS LAND

A nice theme park where you can meet Doubjrags and relbjaloods and BEJroooocks etc.
There's even a rollercoaster called "Doubjrag's Flaming Mouth"

BEJROVBOOTY 👙 AND GANBJRASTASS LAND is a very cool theme park. Rate 10/10 because i could pet the doubjrags because they were friendly.

Inspired by Lonnie Benningfield junior

by Bluetext6572 April 5, 2025