Living Like Larry

when you are living your best life. You are living large.

"I guess you could say, I'm living like Larry"

by ElliottBurmaster May 7, 2019

drive like a dan

the act of driving like a fucktard. Usually involves crashing into lamp posts outside of Green Hope, clapping to songs while taking turns, and looking ugly; any who sucks terrible balls at driving a v8 lincoln

Hey alex, weren't you in the car with dan? yeah he hit that pole. he drives like a dan. Dude don't drive like a dan.

by mattpoopyhead March 30, 2009

Shit like a king

When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.

Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.

by mitch_southpaw December 27, 2018

rope like okra

Okra has longitudinal lines on the fruit. Old school way to say they’re gonna whip you and leave strap marks like the lines that are on Okra. It’s a funny way to let MFers know that you mean business.

If You keep Fucking with me I’m going to whip your ass until it rope like okra.

by SauceDaddy3000 January 26, 2023

Squat Like Khalif

To sit and wait for someone

As Robyn Crawford mention on the Wendy Williams show; her and Whitney Houston was going down to the studio and “Squat Like Khalif” for Wendy Williams when she came out and confront her about all of negative comments about them on her radio show.

by MQGYVER November 13, 2019

smashed like joy

(n) a common phrase used by young men and women when influenced by alcohol and presented with the great effects of the depressant, the irony built in.

I was smashed like joy at the bar the other day, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up with a smile.

by sniki July 6, 2010

faded like skinnys

When you're really high

Guy #1: "Dude are you high?"
Guy #2: "Yea, I'm faded like skinnys"

by FadedLikeSkinnysPete June 23, 2016