when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all
by pinokeyoh December 8, 2024
Get the Locke Johnsonmug. A disposable or vape
by Tunechifan July 28, 2020
Get the Johnsonmug. The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.
The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018
Get the smoug the don johnsonmug. What you call your best friend
by johnson458 April 2, 2024
Get the Johnsonmug. An amazing tik toker who everyone wants to know who made him . The most perfect human being on this planet . Curly cute ass human being
by lovesthisperfecthumab June 9, 2019
Get the Gavin Johnsonmug. Another word for penis or to describe any common object. Commonly used among underground music artists from Florida.
Slim Patty: On johnson I didn’t smack his johnson with my johnson.
Yung Lil Johnson: Word to my johnson I should smack the johnson out you cuh
Yung Lil Johnson: Word to my johnson I should smack the johnson out you cuh
by cassware October 28, 2023
Get the Johnsonmug. When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.
My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.
by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024
Get the Stretch Johnsonmug.