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pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.
Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.
by RepWin August 20, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Kanye "Ya Ni Sabao" Years-Old Of West End: The Only Juvenile To Be Releasesed...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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mental ends meet

Not together enough to care about the finer things of life because you're too preoccupied with keeping yourself calm
Hey Susan, I wish I could make my mental ends meet so I could care about matching my clothes or keeping my room clean. All my energy is spent keeping myself calm and not depressed,
by Jonfurstn January 15, 2015
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it never ends

by UltraJackio325/E030E03 March 24, 2019
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Ending Game

An ending game it’s a game that has endings not a game like security breach which has endings but not as much and enough endings, for example, get a snack at 4 am a lot of ending games are on Roblox with games as late to school. NPC’s are becoming smart and previously mentioned, get a snack at 4 am.
by GorillazGoBrrrrrrrrr May 9, 2023
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Defensive End

A position in American football. It is on defense. Their body size is 6'2" or above, and 260 lbs or above. They bridge the gap between defensive tackles and linebackers. They are responsible for controlling the outside of the offensive line, deflecting passes, forcing/recovering fumbles, getting sacks or T.F.L., and sometimes, in rare cases, getting picks. Have to be strong, quick, and agile. Great position overall, just don't expect too much glory, unless you are a superstar. other names; D.E. , D- end, defensive lineman, etc. So simple, but even the simple job is not easy. Respect the D ends, and all d- linemen, they are just about the toughest men on the field.
Guy one: Dude, for fantasy football my defensive ends are Myles Garrett and Nick Bosa.
Guy two: Nice bro, I got Trey Hendrickson and Chase Young.
Guy one: They are all great players and will have a great season this year!
Guy two: Duh!!1
by KaosK.J.Tuck July 5, 2022
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