i'm so done with you

When you have nothing else to say because the topic made you either embarrassed, angry, or laugh too hard.

Tom: damn gurl you got the booty
Tina: OMG Tom I'm so done with you!

by Bootylicuos April 22, 2014

Fuck you, I'm a dragon

A good come back for anything, anything at all. Although, you need to know the right way to pronounce this, with attitude. Feel free to add extras on the end.

Nathan: You're short and stubby
Michelle: Fuck you, I'm a dragon. Bitch.

by The dragonator January 21, 2011

I'm OK, but you're fucked

A way to say goodbye when the ship is sinking
and you have the only lifejacket.

CAPTAIN: "We're taking on water faster than I can pump."
MATE: "Well, I guess I'M OK, BUT YOU'RE FUCKED.!"

by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006

I'm as serious as dick cancer

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.

Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!

by Hankscolts November 13, 2011

I'm so fucking bored

A statement made to oneself when all prospects of activity seem futile or nonsensical. See lackadaisical, suicidal

My man is out of town and I'm so fucking bored.

by Juliatalie May 27, 2016

that's what I'm talking about

expression of approval or anticipation

Dude 1: "Dude, check out the size of that cheeseburger!"
Dude 2: "Now, that's what I'm talking about!"

by Fronck June 2, 2008

I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

by Coco Puffz July 5, 2009