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Human Timer Effect 

The effect, when doing a lab, that the person holding the timer does not press the button at the exact time they are supposed to, screwing up the data ever so slightly. Abbreviated HTE
Our value for g would've been close to 9.8, but due to the Human Timer Effect (HTE) it was closer to 9.2.
Human Timer Effect by physicsmastaβ December 16, 2008
A perfically good insult
R: hey bro
T: your a shit excuse for a human
K: ouch
human by taylor coulter September 16, 2009

human search engine 

I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.

Human cereal bowl 

An act usually reserved for parties or the refreshments of an orgy. A man with a chest dent has his legs put behind his head and his arms wrapped around his buttocks. His dent is then filled with cereal and milk for the enjoyment of the party-goers or orgy participants.
Ted has the grossest chest dent! We should invite him to the next orgy party and make him into a human cereal bowl.
Human cereal bowl by bassemonk1 August 7, 2011

Human Backpack

The act of holding your partner's legs over your shoulders, while you hold their feet, like a backpack, and they are giving you a rim job.
Hey Cheryl, I'm bored. You want to try the human backpack?

Humanetics 

Humanetics: The psychology of human interaction and dynamics, but goes deeper to a level of ones self communication and the self to raise ones awareness and consciousness in a positive way.
I know I have a bright future because Humanetics taught me to trust and explore my inner self.
Humanetics by polodog August 20, 2013