An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
Get the Thor's Hammermug. "Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011
Get the half-past hammeredmug. by TallMammaJamma July 20, 2019
Get the Hammer bumpmug. The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.
by ManMan36 October 3, 2016
Get the tv hammermug. To be considered one an individual must be able to accomplish back breaking work by no help; muscular body; big penis; crazy individual
by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018
Get the Hammermug. by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022
Get the Hammer Nutsmug. The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.
by Mr. Wonderfull September 7, 2018
Get the Hammermug.