Forest Guest

Bringing out a troll doll with rainbow hair for a quick jaunt through the party. Usually his appearance is very brief.

We're going to bring out Forest Guest if the party slows down.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Foresters Falls

Little town in Canada just west of Ottawa, hometown of Annie's Gas Bar, beware of goblins living on main street.

Wow dude! I just seen a goblin run by Annie's gas bar down in Foresters Falls! I'm thinkin he was butt naked! Forester's Falls is the shit!

by Stelladella December 2, 2011

Forever

Forever is till you don't get bored..

I'll love you forever.

by Crankycrap December 30, 2011

Foreslap

The act of using your foreskin to slap the forehead; resulting in a thunderous clap.

The Foreslap is performed during foreplay.

The sound is the result of air expulsion from the crevasses of the foreskin.

Dave "how was it lastnight?"
John "bro it was fantastic, I gave her a foreslap and followed up with a hitesh"

by CSleezy March 6, 2012

Foresty Landscape

Overgrown pubic hair

Ted: Wasnt Susie looking hot tonight?
Bill: Nah...her bikini line needed sorting out, there was a Foresty Landscape going on down there!!
Ted: Nice

by Mad Frankie Fish December 8, 2012

Forever

The length of time it takes a significant other to find and secure a greener pasture.

"I will love you forever"
3 months later: "I need to make it on my own (code for: I've found somebody else)"

by Biffmeister October 26, 2012

forever

For all time; everlasting. But usually thought of a long period of time, and may be exaggerated from mere seconds to years.

Person 1:Dude! I haven't seen Bruno in forever!
Person 2: When did you last hear from him?
Person 1: Two days ago..
Person 2: Holy tits. If two days was a forever ago, I better change the dictionary.

"Those damn little kids, I swear. They say I'll love you forever on the first date, then break up the next week. It'll teach me to trust those little fuckers."

by DigiShock December 10, 2012