Monkey Finger

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger

Were you monkey fingering last night?

by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021

mirage finger

Mirage finger- when you lose a finger in one of the employees at your local gentlemens lounge

Everytime me and my boy go to the club he start vibin with the hoes one by one like he Santa clause. Because when they get up the grab a napkin and they be smiling I know he gave them the mirage finger

by Mason74 November 9, 2021

Two finger smidge

When two fingers is all you need. Used as a measurement.

I'll take a double.
You mean a two finger smidge?

by Jessi-rose September 2, 2021

Soapy Finger Bum Wank

The act of fingering your asshole with your finger/fingers covered in soap, while masterbating.

“I was struggling to get myself off so I decided to have a soapy finger bum wank”

by KD Jackel October 17, 2021

mom finger

the snapping point to permit any further inconveniences

my mom uses the mom finger quite often.

by momfingers March 2, 2022

waist finger

A penis

Person 1: Bro i got a huge waist finger
Person 2: a what..
Person 1: a waist finger. Like a penis

by Future Neo March 17, 2022

middle finger up

means you fuck a crazy amount of hoes on a daily

“did you see that picture where tom had his middle finger up?”

by bigpptommy April 17, 2022