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A CUNT who I am honoured to call my best friend. He's so funny and hot and awesome and I love being around him so if you're an Ethan and you're reading this, haaaaai you share a name with the most incredible boy in the world
Me: Ethan I love you!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt
Ethan by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024
He is the person who is not normal, or don't get to sit at the cool lunch tables
Guy 1: Poor Ethan, he is trying to have friends.
Guy 2: That person? He is a fucked up person.
Guy 1: How? I heard Ethan tried to help Madison doing her homework.
Guy 2: No, you got it wrong..
Ethan by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024
Tall Asian from korea with mushroom haircut. clueless. playes clash royale even though its outdated...
Likes big men.
Ethan by Ethanmom February 26, 2024
Ethan hates mix, he never holds mix. Why hold mix when you can just dp? You know like, VOLLCANIC VIIPPAA.

Ethan also hates losing, why lose when you can play Viego? Or Kayn, red Kayn in particular. That's based as hell honestly.
Rock solid... Ethan can't compete with rock solid... I'm moving as fast as I can...
Ethan by nosjkg December 16, 2023
Ethan by anonymous December 22, 2023
Ethan is a goofy individual who some would call a silly goose
Ethan is so funny he obviously is a silly goose
Ethan by All the Silly Gooses December 29, 2023