the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation
"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 14, 2015
Get the ear muffingmug. by Oh yes daddy😂 February 1, 2021
Get the Ear Pedomug. Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”
“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019
Get the Ear servicemug. by Slagehammer October 3, 2019
Get the Ear muffmug. An insult/nickname to someone you either like/hate. Makes fun of them for either being retarded or faint of hearing. Could also be used casually in a social situation.
example 1: "Hey whatsup Dookie ears"
example 2: "Hey whats up?"
"What did you say?"
"I said Whats up, you got Dookie ears or something?"
Example 3: "Dude, that guy is fucking retarded he must have Dookie ears or something."
example 2: "Hey whats up?"
"What did you say?"
"I said Whats up, you got Dookie ears or something?"
Example 3: "Dude, that guy is fucking retarded he must have Dookie ears or something."
by KY$-REAL November 7, 2019
Get the Dookie Earsmug. Earing it is a slang term that describes something foul and dirty. Its particularly used in jokes for the "lolz".
by Yours_Truly_lol123 April 2, 2011
Get the Earing itmug. To enjoy the pleasure of sitting on one’s face and grabbing both ears to maneuver their head where you get the most satisfaction.
by PE4life January 12, 2022
Get the Pedal my earsmug.