dude, what the fuck

phrase used when this current moment in life is completely nonsensical, and thus, you can't unerstand the mere idea of the whole ordeal. may replace the flat what.

person 1: and so, I shaved her belly with a knife, just like she asked me to. oh what a lovely night that was

person 2: dude, what the fuck

by the 0 event October 4, 2022

Dead Weight Dude

Has NO mic, Gets NO kills, and backs out of the game INSTANTLY upon death. Stay away from these guys!

Danny: Let's see if I can get this dudes reboot card

Random guy: *backs out*

Danny: mannnn, what a Dead Weight Dude.

by AstroBoxTV August 22, 2023

Cock a doodle dude

The act of anal sex between two males.

Hank: "Larry you wanna be my cock a doodle dude?"
Frank as he rips off his clothes: " I thought you'd never ask."
Followed is a session of anal sex.

by Shannon Toste October 20, 2016

top hat dude

god

top hat dude is god

by top hat dude June 18, 2021

5 Bro Dude

When it’s too late to go over to your boy’s house.

Cooper - what’s up guys
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP

by 5brodude November 17, 2022

Los Groovy Dude

Its kinda like the boogie man but Mexican

timmy:dude did you hear! I think des is being haunted by Los Groovy Dude
jimmy:oh fuck

by raybeez February 21, 2022

nothing ass dude

A nothing ass dude is a dude that has nothing to offer. Most likely cheats on all his gfs has kids he don't take care of and mooches off anyone and everyone. He can and will never do for himself or anyone else for that matter.

Girl, stop wasting your time on him he a nothing ass dude.

by Last of a dying breed November 6, 2017