The Iron Donkey

A public bus.

I was forced to ride the iron donkey cause my car broke down.

by Orest April 19, 2011

Choke a donkey

An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.

There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.

by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017

donkey weekend

1. A bad weekend.

2. A weekend comparative to being donkey punched.

Dude, I had such a donkey weekend. I got anally raped in the butt directly in the asshole, right in the sphincter!

by A Humble Recipient of One Furious Donkey Punching January 6, 2008

donkey whip

When guy whaps girls face with hard on during blowjob .

My girl was blowing me and I pulled out and donkey whipped her with my rock hard slightly larger than above average gurthy cock of magic.

by Gerth Brooks field October 8, 2017

Donkey Balls

The testicles of the animal Equus asinus, oft referred to as a donkey or ass.
Commonly used in expression of disdain or rage.

Todd: Aw, crap! I forgot the drinks!
Chad: Donkey balls! Now what will we do?

by meatl0rd May 28, 2020

Donkey Juice

50% Robitussin Maximum Strength DM cough syrup, 50% Baileys Irish Cream, Season to taste with Ketamine

"Anything
anything would be better than this agony of mind
this creeping pain
that gnaws and fumbles and caresses one and never hurts quite enough
this donkey juice is messin with my balls"

by izzyfU(kinsucks January 27, 2022

Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick

Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick

by donkey wright June 8, 2018