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Dirt-dickin

To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.

Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.

Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.
by knastymf November 6, 2014
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Anti-dirt

Alias for laundry detergent. Cleans and detaches dirt.
Person: "hey let me throw some laundry anti-dirt into the washing machine, gotta clean these clothes"
by Idionyymi September 3, 2017
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Dirt runner

by Hookar July 20, 2021
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dirt pearl

The compressed chunks of oil, dirt, debris and dead skin that form deep in the hidden folds of your naval.

Not to be confused with common daily belly button lint, they usually apply only to individuals with "innie" belly buttons. Dirt pearls can not simply be washed away but instead must be methodically removed, usually with the use of a narrow tool such as a pair of tweezers.
When cleaning your belly button, make sure you clean deeply and thoroughly to remove the dirt pearls. This is important to personal hygiene much in the same way as cleaning under your finger nails.
by Drlydprtddirtsquirrel August 13, 2016
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Dirt bird

A disgusting vile woman who shouldnt be touched with a ten foot pole. Who does unspeakable heinous things on nights out
Eg what Cathy did on her 18th birthday makes her a dirt bird
by Fathyisadirtbird March 2, 2025
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dirt murks

ratchet ugly male or female stinky hygiene overall disgusting
by KK💗 May 14, 2015
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martian dirt

occurs when period blood drips onto a females anus. derived from the phase "when the red river runs, take the dirt road."
"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."
by pvtDouglas March 23, 2019
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