cum crazy

A woman, or man for that matter, who loses their mind with excitement at the thought of taking a facial.

Hey Charlie, I know you busted on Latasha's face, that bitch be cum crazy!

by Charlie 1 September 28, 2013

cum snatcher

children or babies, ie. the result of not using birth control and getting pregnant.

"I'll see ya, I gotta go get my little cum snatcher from daycare."

by starbaby237 August 4, 2008

Cum Hydrant

When vast amounts of semen are excreted from the head of the penis.

Phyllis: Gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?

Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!

Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.

by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014

cum tummy

Noun: Is used to describe a very sexy stomach on a pretty woman, when a man wants to cum all over her stomach.

Man did you see Crystal? She's got a nice cum tummy. I'd bang her all night.

by francois m January 11, 2008

Cum Cruncher

One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.

I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.

by The Hiney Snackers ( T H S ) October 6, 2008

Cum Gas

(n). 1. The often small but potent, oily like fart that you pass durring an intense orgasm.

1. "Austin, your Cum Gas smells so nasty, if that wasnt the best fuck i've ever had, i would punch you in the face."

by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

cum gloss

when a male ejaculates directly onto a female's cracked, brittle-bone dry lips, in order to give her a more intense, long-lasting moisture, that she so desperatly yerns for in the cold month of December

It was the night before Christmas, and Santa drizzled his cum gloss into the eggnog in order give Cynthia a more intense, long-lasting moisture, that she desperatly yearned for in the cold month of December.

by sadie19 October 17, 2008