carpetbaggers

Ppl who didnt have money for suitcase and used carpet to pack around their stuff and hanged in a stick.

when tom hangs his stuff on the stick when leaving home its called carpetbaggers

by ShazzFati January 10, 2012

carpet monkey

a monkey that sits on the carpet.

oh look, the carpet monkey is back

by Ric Dray October 23, 2006

Carpet Python

When a chick with a strap on fucks another girl in the vagina that is not been shaved in a month.

Her pussy was so hairy I just decided to Carpet Python her vag with my black strap on.

by 221342 January 20, 2019

Cape Cod

A foul, fish-like, smelly penis that comes from not washing or properly maintaining your Cack. Usually affects people from the East Coast that live on the West Coast.

Shawn: Man that broad wouldn't go down on me!
Henry: I know she told me you had a Cape Cod.

by W.B. Eliis June 20, 2011

carpet

A 'code' word used in replace of the word gay.
Variations include 'carpet cleaner' which is refering to a gay person.

"hey do you think that guy over there is carpet?"

"probably, this place is full of carpet

cleaners"

by lolITSTweenies May 6, 2009

magic carpet ride

Your doing a girl from behind and you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out. then you ride her down the stairs.

I gave that girl a magic carpet ride.

by Matt222 March 14, 2008

carpet bagger

an insult with no real meaning. Can be used for any occasion.

Shut up you fucking carpet bagger

by the_gr81 May 13, 2005