fortune cookie

An overweight person bending in any direction. Refers to the similarity of the take-out dessert and the pinched skin between folds visible above the jeans or below the shirt.

The fortune cookie in front of me at Regal clearly did not need extra butter.

by Gee Dee Bee January 14, 2008

Bake Cookies

the act of smoking marijuana in a secretive realistic way

Hey there Nana, lets bake cookies?

by RebeccaCepeda September 28, 2008

Cookies and Cream

Having anal sex with a girl condom-less then cumming in her mouth, thus creating a cookies and cream like mixture in her mouth

that chick totally wants me to give her some cookies and cream

by stewartMalc October 20, 2008

Tough cookie

Someone who frequently gets erections and won't shut up about it

Stop being such a tough cookie and stfu! nobody gives a fuck about your erect penis!

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

cookie jar

aka "cj", "cookie"

a man who allows his French food obsessed girlfriend to insert cookies into his anus as a form of intimacy and/or as a way to induce a bowel movement

I love Kwitchee so much, I think I'll be her cookie jar tonight. Who knows, it might even help me poop more than once a week.

by kwitchee March 6, 2010

horse cookie

where you put horse cookies in your mouth horse cookies are horse poop

man 1: hey look at that guy over there putting horse cookies in his motuh
man 2:mmmm i love my horse cookies

by bernice bumbble bee April 23, 2008

Wolf Cookies

To Puke Or Vomit, Upchuck

I went to this chinese restaurant yesterday and the food was so bad, on the way home I had to pull my car over on the side of the freeway and wolf cookies. I felt beeter a few minutes later.

by Highway101 February 3, 2009