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Morning Coffee
When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.
Morning Coffee by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
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Philadelphia Coffee
Codeword for a beer in a to-go coffee cup. Used by a bartender’s friends or local alcoholics who want to drink a beer on their next commute.
Customer: “hey bartender can you slide me a Philadelphia Coffee.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”
Philadelphia Coffee by Hunteranger May 31, 2021
Iced Coffee
An Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.
For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.
The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.
The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
Iced Coffee by The Wonderer_69 June 25, 2021
Grabbing coffee
A code word for male-male anal sex. ‘Let’s grab coffee’ is essentially the same as saying ‘let’s put our private parts together in a fun gay way’. Not everyone will get what the phrase really means, though, some people ask it in church settings to evangelize and welp…
Oh my gosh, I just met this really cute guy, things moved fast, and we’re grabbing coffee on Tuesday!!!
Grabbing coffee by baebae123 July 15, 2021
Zoom Coffee
When you find/meet someone online and think they cute but you can’t take them on a date because they live miles away and it’s covid, this is the best alternative.
Zoom Coffee by Lilybaby August 5, 2021
Chocolate Coffee
Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.
Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
Chocolate Coffee by Number1 piss lover November 5, 2021