dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.

I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.

by PDXMike August 11, 2016

clam juice spritzer

When a woman squirts into her hand and claps making a fine mist.

I was juicing the clam and after she turned around and surprised me with a clam juice spritzer.

by Letdown450 April 6, 2022

Menstrual clam chowder

Eating pussy during the menstruation cycle after being filled with ejaculate

Cameron ate that girls menstrual clam chowder after she came home

by Bignz December 10, 2021

county clam

It’s one of those sluts that is bigger than the town pump.

Man Tina is just a slut but Crystal she’s just a county clam Who has double her numbers in dicks taken!

by Sevenisfunny May 28, 2018

clam rabbit

When a clam a.k.a a vagina starts shaking uncontrollably , like thumpers leg from bambie.

A uncontrollably shaking vagina.

Twat
pussy

I ate that clam rabbit like no tomorrow.

by Dr.Sueewoop September 16, 2013

Clam lips

Ones lips after gives a blow job. The lips are dry and chapped and has the taste of salt from the fluids coming out of the male reproductive organ.

“Bitch you got some chapstick? I have clam lips”

by Mliv April 18, 2020

When Clams Do Kickflips

"When clams do kickflips" is a very similar phrase to when pigs fly, but it is a modernized term.

Brody might say "Hey Charles, do a backflip off that roof!" And Charles may respond "When clams do kickflips, bro."

by ImNoHeroImAlto June 19, 2019