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Canada's History

A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.
Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.

Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?

Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.

Guy2: Sweet Bro.
by Tanna-Rok West February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.

The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.
The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.
by ObeyColbert February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

A slang term for sex between a moose and a person. Usually done with maple syrup on ice.
as in, "chad was shamed to find his brother had been "studying" Canada's history in the woods.
by colbertnationIsAwesome February 4, 2010
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Via Rail Canada

VIA Rail Canada is the national passenger rail service of Canada, established in January 12 1977 as a Crown Corporation to provide intercity, regional, and long-distance rail transportation. It’s sort of like Amtrak of Canada. It operates across a vast network that connects major urban centers, rural areas, and remote communities, offering a sustainable, accessible, and comfortable alternative to other modes of travel across Canada with its routes like the Canadian, Corridor, Ocean, Skeena, Hudson Bay and albiti Routes with its interesting Rolling stock like the Famous old Budd RDC diesel Multiple units, the Renaissance coaches (that was intended use for the canceled proposed Nightstar service from the UK to continental Europe) and old Budd cars from the 1950’s that was inherited from the Canadian pacific railway.
“I love Via Rail Canada, I love their interesting rolling stock like the Old Budd RDC and the 1950 passenger coaches. And the sceneric view of the Canadian
by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025
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Cpl Canada

1. An enlisted Marine who over compensates for his diminutive stature.

2. A short man who has not come to grips with the fact that his arguments are based on misconceptions and opinion as opposed to facts.

3. A grown man whos does not meet the height requirements for the rides in Disney World. So instead settles for watching the camera's and loose items.
Yea he's really turning into Cpl Canada
by CPL LOSEY October 9, 2010
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Canada's history

Sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
"She refused to do Canada's history with me"
"Bitch"
by ghop2 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act in which you attempt to insert multiple objects into a single orifice, usually objects you've used before.

For example, if a woman has had sex with five guys and used two dildos in her lifetime, she attempts to insert those five penises and two dildos into her uterus or anus.
Guy 1: Dude, I told my girl about "Canada's History."
Guy 2: Is she gonna try it?
Guy 1: Um...she says there are a lot of things...um..."in her past."
by Suzy Palanski February 5, 2010
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