Short cake

Coffee cake

Want some short cake

by Fallquist September 9, 2018

Kentucky Funnel Cake

A man cums into a deep frier turning his seman into a deep fried treat and a willing female eats it.

Paul gave his girl a deep fried treat from down south known as the Kentucky Funnel Cake

by Turbosc61 January 7, 2009

Tea cake

A real sweetheart of a guy; a good man, sweet like a tea cake; one's boyfriend or a good-looking guy, as in "he my tea cake", as in a yummy dessert. (Also a character in Zora Neale Hurston's novel: "Their Eyes Were Watching God")

"He my tea cake." "What you doin messin wid ma tea cake?"
"Gonna get me summa ma tea cake tonight, for real!" "My tea cake gave me dis fo' our anniversary." "He gonna make some gurl a real fine tea cake, one day." "Ew, wouldja just look at him! He a real tea cake, ain't he?"

by nina_infinite February 18, 2007

Eat Cake

1. Eating pussy
2. Eating out (sexually)
3. Eating a girl's stuff (cake)
4. To use your mouth to sexually stimulate a girl's vagina

Ex 1:
Kathy: Yeah, I sucked his dick and I was hoping he would return the favor but he doesn't eat cake!

Ex 2:
Bob: Kathy totally blew me last night.
Fred: No shit? Did you eat cake?
Bob: No! That shit's gross, dawg.

by pc15 December 17, 2008

Explosion Nut Cake

When a group of guys each bust a nut in a girl's mouth until chokes and vomits.

We gave Sarah an Explosion Nut Cake for her birthday, and made her clean up after herself.

by Mark Nolan November 19, 2006

I love you like a fat loves cake

a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore.
"And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"

Girl: I love you!!
Boy: How much?!!
Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!

by Marissa The Great April 20, 2006

face cake

when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.

My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.

by railgin October 1, 2012